The big cakes are nothing but empty calories either. They're also mass produced with cheap, shitty ingredients, and all the money you pay for them gets you nothing but a new cake with shittier ingredients next round. Usually with a price hike that goes to a few higher ups, leaving you paying for a falsely advertised product and getting next to nothing in return. Which you will complain about constantly instead of looking for a better bakery, because change is too hard.
All bakeries use cheap, shitty ingredients. The only good cake is the one you make yourself, but nobody else wants to eat it. There is no better bakery.
The only people who swear there's nothing better are the ones who refuse to try anything new, because change is scary and all the familiar, well known faces keep telling them so. Nevermind they've been lied to constantly. Change only happens when people are willing to say "this isn't working and these people need to go. It's not going to be easy, but if the people who invented cake when it didn't exist could do it, we can reinvent it with everything we know." Also, I'm out of cake metaphors. But I'm an American, and my founding fathers didn't do what they did so I could sit around and say "well, the two party system hasn't set us all on fire yet, so I guess won't bother to try."
Yes it's still about the election - the two main parties are the terrible cakes, and the minor third parties (Green, Libertarian) are the mini cupcakes.
Empty calories - they say what they want to get votes but it's all fluff and no substance said to win those votes and appeal to the donors.
Etc.
Though I'm pretty sure a couple of the comments are really about cake, not politicians.
Empty calories - they say what they want to get votes but it's all fluff and no substance said to win those votes and appeal to the donors.
Etc.
Though I'm pretty sure a couple of the comments are really about cake, not politicians.