True story: *Me ordering a pizza* "How are you? Can I 'nake' a order pizza.Can you?"

I ordered pizzas yesterday, I had to recall because I forgot what I wanted ...

Sometimes I pretend I'm getting interviewed in front of a camera for 20/20 or something and give inspiring answers to these fake questions and then I wonder why I don't have a social life

And people who don't use English as mothertongue would never look down on the "arrange the jumbled words" part ever again