Carrrrrlllll

Oh well then *stashes knives in couch cushions*

That's even worse! If someone sits on the couch,they'll get blood stains on their ass!

Well that's where the knives are gonna stay bc that's the least of our issues. I need you to help me stuff this body in the closet

Ugh fine but you owe me.

Fine. Now you grab what left of his legs and I'll grab his head

Fine. *grabs the mangled legs* what did you do to him and why?

As for what I did to him, I stabbed him a couple times and then sawed off a little bit of his legs. As for why, it's actually...um i don't really know

Goddammit rte

What?? What did I possibly do now

You killed a man for no reason!

I'm sure there was a reason

Yeah right!

There was I swear

Oh yeah? What was it?

I told you I don't know but I know there was a reason

That's not a valid excuse!

Why not

Because I said so

Well that's not a valid reason

To me it is

Well then my "excuse" was valid earlier

So what?

Idfk

Goddammit rte