i shan't

That cat's chubby and adorable
Actually he's fat and his owner should get him exercised for his own good
But so cute though!!!

"Here have another piece of cake"
"Eat some more chicken! I made plenty and it will not go to waste"
"I bought some chips for you to snack on"
^^all stuff I've been told before in my life. Parents just want to see us burn (or roll)

"Bitch. You lied."