It's a miracle

One wipers rule!

I remember once my ex bf and i attempted to reach the next level of closeness by having a conversation about pooing. He said he'd had a ghost poo which i thought meant it felt like a poo but nothing actually came out.. He spent so long trying to explain the real meaning and things got awkward. Now he's my ex..

I don't like it when you poop and you wipe once and its clean then you spend the next 10 minutes wiping poop off after that...I don't understand it...