How not to pick up a penguin

Awwww they're so cute!!!

Poofy smooshy floof

"HOOMAN! RETURN ME TO MY FLAT SURFACE! I CANNOT FLY. MY FLIPPERS DO NOT LET ME AIR SWIM!"

He acts like he's being tickled!

So they do have Happy Feet.

Aww shame man no! The poor animal's distressed