Nope. Was gonna tell you to go get you a chocolate milkshake. That always makes me happy. Buuut if you were lactose intolerant and I told you to have a chocolate shake you would be sadder and that would just be sad. So anyway, get a milkshake it's like a cup of (at least temporary) happiness.
"Introducing X-Treme baseball! It's like baseball, but with agriculture"
Czar couldn't stop laughing
"Bla bla bla. The card says it all"
Like the "eat a sandwich" ones, y'know