Maybe one day

You should watch Mr. Robot!

I'd hate to be a trump, but come on Russia do ya thing

Funny how these assholes never hack anything that really matters to people huh?

Or... You could just pay them off. It was your choice to take out said loan.

The hackers are nsa or cia. Theyre government funded.

Part of your parents' retirement investments like 401(k) and pension are invested in financial institutions' stocks and bonds. If all of those institutions' assets are just lost then your parents won't be able to live on their own in retirement. So if this wonderful fantasy of yours could take place, you get to plan on having your parents live with you for the rest of their lives. That is, once you found a job.