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in response to the title: the truth

@german_satan

This is so very uncomfortable!

The last url tho

Mmm.... Mayonnaise

When I was a kid and went swimming, I used to rub seaweed on me because it protected me a little from the cold. I didn't do it very often, but I still did it

Good thing I can't feel my legs :p

*whispers to everyone following this chat* mayonnaise

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