"I just wanted to touch it, it looked so soft"

looks like you're neck deep in trouble

I feel like if you poke his neck, butter would pour out
I wanna poke it

A good 5 min sprint and he's giving up ..or keep it short with a bunch or quick turns . Big boy won't like all the starting and stopping

i hope that was his friend playing with his neck, Touching strangers is not cool.