One venti coffee, hold the White Guilt please

This isn't the point of the post but going to Starbucks for a black coffee when you can buy one for $1 anywhere else? I've had their black coffee it tastes like grape cough syrup.

Not all black people are American

That's when I would respond, "No. I want an African English coffee."

Am I wrong for thinking, "someone's getting a black dick in their coffee."

LOL, "hold the white guilt"