Relationships l

*waits for Daniel so I can tease him*

Why are you people doing this

Cause we like you :*

*aggressively eats donut* WELL I LIKE YOU TOO

*is shocked* you do...
How much?

On a scale of one to ten?
Physically or emotionally?

The scale of the size of Pluto to the sun
Both!
*excited*

How can you not realize the obvious Big Hero 6 references
But yeah you're a sun

Your sun?
*puppy eyes*

Yes, my sun.
Except for the actual sun but
yeah

What sun?
Who is she!? *sharpens knives*

It's a big ball of gas so

So!!!
You like it more than me...

No I don't

*is doubtful*
Uhm huh

*hugs* Only you

*tearful eyes* trust no men...
Lies, all lies

*hugs closer*
*whispers* but I'm a carkey

*laughs*
*bites nose* yes, you are a carkey, Daniel

I miss when my posts were normal

I love you two. You're, like, the most shipped people on here.

@banana you can't expect other things from us
*will secretly pay more attention to your post from now on and make sure none of them would be 'normal'*
@german_satan yeah pretty much I think
XD

I honestly forgot that there were other people in this comment section
sorry

how ya feel about us being shipped hardcode Dan?

*wipes tear* So moved...
but if there's fanart I'm out

someone makes us a fanart!!!!

nO

i thought you like me... ;-;

I like you but
not fanart
plz

No!
You don't
Liar!!
*starts throwing stuffs off the bed*

ROSS ;-;

*puts pillow in face screaming*
Ugghhh stupid Danni

;-;

*wipes your tears*
What's with fanart though?

I have seen to much cringy fanart to actually enjoy it anymore

but but...
*sobs*

sorry

*cries harder and runs to the door*

Gosh damn it

*opens the door and walks out in tears*
There is nothing for me here
*it starts raining*

*sighs*
*scribbles picture*
here

What picture?

*points at it*

*looks at it*
i dont understand carkey's art
please explain

It's a picasso
of us

awww
tell me more XD

We're...
doing stuff

Like christmas cards

doing wut?

._.

0.o

christmas cards

sounds lovely
family-like

yeah, it sounds great
but then you get glitter everywhere and can't get it out whatever you try

Shower maybe?

It crawls into my very skin
I can't escape it

Oh gosh...

THERE'S GRIEF AND DESPAIR
AND GLITTER EVERYWHERE

*panicked*

Glitter
is the devil's work

*sobs*

But it looks pretty

You look pretty

You look prettier

*blushes* you think so?

Yeah ^///^

Awww *kisses cheek*

*fate as tomato sealed*

*pats face* you're okay babe?
If you faint...
I will have to give you a mouth to mouth

*internally screaming*
uh okay

*pats head* silly Danni

*///*

Awww you're always blushing
It's so adorable

:D

imma die of cuteness!!!

... I'm adorable, not cute

Then imma die of adorableness

*happy sound*

*is dying*

*no why are you dying*

Cause you're too adorable to handle

Then you gotta live and learn to handle it

But I can't
*dramatic music playing*
It's too hard

Guess what else is too hard ;)

I need to stop spending time with Mikael

*looks at you suspiciously*
Who?

my cousin's husband
He's the King Of Puns

Oh okay
*feels better*
That's why you always make puns

Yeah. It's a pretty punny thing to do

Yeah
Obviously

Guess you could say I'm
having pun

Yeah
You're always having pun making puns

:D

*shakes head* weirdo

Hehehe :o)

*boops nose*

*blushes*

so adorable :3

You're more adorable

No you are!

Definitely not

definitely yas!

NEIN
You are the most adorable

i am *blushes*

You are :D

yeah and you still like Kart better *looks away*

Mario Kart?

what wut?
*is a bit confused*

You said Kart
I dunno

i dunno either!

what's kart then

*laughs till my tummy hurt*
what's what soulmate name again

Haha, you meant Karkat
I'm sorry xD

;-;
no need to sorry

*hugs* c'mere

*is being hugged* uhmmmm

*hugs closer* shhh just live in the moment

*lives in the moment forcefully*