I speak a little English

Well if you count murican as a language it ups our score to over 1

How is that even possible?

A fucking little country as Holland is second in this, i feel so smart :')

Canada speaks 2 at least

I'm from South Africa and I speak Afrikaans (as my official home language), English (also Home Language), Dutch (my grandma is Dutch), German (I take it as a subject at school) as well as Xhosa (school subject). haha so that makes appr. 4.3 languages :D

The U.S. is stuffed with Russians, Mexicans, Germans, Frenchmen, Japanese, and a whole slew of other nationalities. We are a melting pot of culture.
I'm gonna have to call bullshit.