You'll be fine

I now have the sudden urge to go buy an xbox one

"Sportsmanship"

And people thought only football is dangerous

Reminds me of the methods of older siblings

Bitch probably had it coming

I once went to a football match where one of the other team's players kicked my team's ballboy because he wouldn't return the ball quick enough.

Red card.

Soccer players have to be the biggest drama Queens

They fall over and start rolling