Responses to Being Stabbed

'tis merely a flesh wound

Grab onto the blade, yank it from their hands, and run away with the sword still in you. Free sword.

Warning: does not work when stabbed with knives

me: I'm sorry for whatever I did that make you stab me

Another: considering you put it in me I can keep it now right

Oh look at that... I've been impaled.

*pulls out sword, stabs opponent*
How does that make you feel

'tis but a scratch!

Completely ignore it or fail to notice, spend the rest of the scene carrying on like it isn't there while everyone ELSE freaks out, or until it inconveniences you. THEN ask if that was always there