My ex had no concept of distance. After various unsuccessful trials, I came up with a conversion system that she could relate to: 1 inch = half a thumb.
1 foot = a forearm.
5 feet = an Orla. (that's me.shorts.
It's funny because with the random button i find minions posts from two-three years ago and everybody was like "aww i love minions so cute they're the best"
And now everybody is like
"EW GET THEM OFF DAMMIT EW EW EW NO MORE MINIONS"
FINALLY YOU HAVE OPENED YOUR EYES.
1 foot = a forearm.
5 feet = an Orla. (that's me.shorts.
And now everybody is like
"EW GET THEM OFF DAMMIT EW EW EW NO MORE MINIONS"
FINALLY YOU HAVE OPENED YOUR EYES.