I want to be him too, but I'm more likely to break my spine in three places. When my children (?) ask how I got paralyzed, I'd have to pretend to be a war veteran.
Edging is fun, but it's not the same as sucking your own dick. I haven't even got someone else to do it for me. You'd think someone would be thankful enough to return the favor, but nooo
I wanted to be him