Be careful when being kind

Being the spider king sounds badass

I don't see a problem.

I never kill an insect or a spider hoping that this will happen one day.

Poor him, he will have a hord of spiders always following him

Me:
As king, I demand you to leave and never come back, that's an order!

Now you can send your spider troops to attack your enemies! Win:win

Are they jumping spiders? I would love to have a hoard of jumping spiders at my disposal.

*courgh*