Bone apple teeth

Better use it to hang yourself, because this is the shitpost of the future.

Keeping your pet Oreos well hydrated is something you all should do. Take notes from this man.

Isn't it healthier for your oreos if you dunk them in milk?

Not if you're lack toes in taller ant

Exactly. NORMALLY it's healthier for the Oreo to be drinking milk. But some Oreos are lack toes in taller ant. Don't discriminate because we all look the same.

Cashew milk tastes pretty good and is safe for the tall toe lacking ants.

@eelluuxx: Aha! I became preoccupied with @theincredibleme offering vodka and totally overlooked that this was about milk. :D

Tolerant? Yes. And toast is nothing more than burned bread so it sucks anyway. :D