Relationship with cats summed up

Me from across the room: hey missy
Missy: MEOW

I've seen those everywhere, I crack up everytime

Maybe if I make a sign like this I can find my cat.
Except the reward is gonna be $20 cuz I don't have $500 to throw around

And I found your f**kin cat, he is such a b**ch but he made it back

I do hope that little kitty is going to find its way home.