Now you know

Goal to drop a buttload of buttloads in my women before i die

A 'butt' is a traditional unit of volume used for wines and other alcoholic beverages. A butt is generally defined to be two hogsheads, but the size of hogsheads varies according to the contents. In the United States a hogshead is typically 63 gallons and a butt is 126 gallons.

But how much is a fuck load and how much is a shit tonne?