This is why I'm never reproducing

My daughter called eyebrows "brushisles" for the longest time and I never corrected her; it was too cute! She's 3.

Lol awwwwh

*toddlers are adorable
Anything beyond that is EVIL

Toddlers are perfection as long as they're house broken

I ain't breakin no children
Fuckin children are breakin themselves
Children are gonna ruin my damn day tomorrow

I ain't touchin no one dammit

Kids are devils

Lore

Folk

Folk
Folk pls

LORE PLS
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

GODDAMMIT LORE

Then go to sleep,genius