I will ship whomever I please

Aw, you two are such a cute couple ;)

*builds the ship even bigger*

I hate you all -_-

And we all love you ;D

Why can't any of y'all ship me with a hot girl? Guys bore me D:

No,I meant romantically. You're fun to hang with,but I personally have no interest in dating you. Or any guys at the moment.. Once bitten twice shy,y'know?

Lol sorry doctor

No worries
*rewrites the fanfiction so folk is a girl*
Thaaaaaats better

*grabs a scalpel*
I am a doctor after all >:)

DOCTOR NO

You're lucky he didn't try to use a machine to turn you into a girl.

You can keep it, just not in your pants. Now bite down on this
*Hands you an apple*

Doctor if you cut his off,I'll cut yours off!

*brings knife closer to folk*
Just one little slice...

*brings a little closer*
3...

*steals the scalpel* now unzip doctor! Mightyoak is gonna have one less thing to love about you when I'm done!

No, not Arnold! My one weakness! Hissssssssss!
*runs away*
And rwby, don't bring my babe into this

*robot with a knife rolls up*
I am here to assist in ew's ball cutting process. Hold still...

Run,lorrest,run!

*robot*
I am programed to go to the nearest testicles that do not belong to Dr. Ew and take them off of their human. 3...

*shoots the robot* you idiot. You can't even make a decent bulletproof robot.

*stands back up*
I am invincible. I only have one weakness, and it's not austria. I suggest running, unless you wish to MARVEL at my robotic strengths while I remove this man's scrotum. 2...

Why ya gotta remove his scrotum anyway?? That won't make him any less of a dude! Well,not mentally at least..

*robot gets reeeeeaaaaally close to his balls*
Please, if you do not wish to see Dr. Ews VISION of you guys being shipped than I suggest you turn away and plug your ears. 1...

*grabs the robot and moves him away* imma cut this thing's head off

*teleports back to folk*
0.5...

*cuts the robot's head off and chops its body in half*

*regenerates because invincible*
0.2...
*light shines on rwby, God speaks*
How tf have you not guessed it's weakness yet

I SWEAR TO GOD THE ROBOT BETTER NOT HAVE A WEAKNESS IN THE DAMN GROIN
wait do robots even have groins?

*God facepalms*
How have you not picked up the clues
*robot has knife on folks dick*
0.000000001...

JUST FUCKING TELL ME GOD

*god facepalms more*
Say goodbye to folks dick

*kills dr.ew and whacks the robot with his corpse* get off his damn dick!

*the Ew you killed dissolves*
*robot voice*
That is a ew clone. Poor you
*chops off folks dick*

FUUUCK
WELL,TIME TO TAKE LORE TO THE DICK DOCTOR

*god resets time*
Get it right this time Ding dong
*stands back up* 
I am invincible. I only have one weakness, and it's not austria. I suggest running, unless you wish to MARVEL at my robotic strengths while I remove this man's scrotum. 2...

WHY IS MARVEL CAPITALIZED
DOES THE ROBOT LIKE MARVEL?
*buys a bunch of marvel comics and throws them at the robot*

*robot freezes*
Nah, close, but unless you can enVISION Dr. Ews idea of you guys together, than I suggest you close your eyes. 1...

*summons Vision to kill the robot*

*robot sees vision*
...OMG. IT IS BAE. I must go out with him! Ball removing functions removed!
*leaves with vision*
*god speaks*
Fucking finally

Fuck off God

Fuck you
*god goes back to heaven and leaves rwby with an unconscious folk and a pile of shit*

God is a dick
YOU'RE WELCOME LORE

*Dr. Ew walks in*
Hey, what did I miss?

God is a dick and your robot is a pussy

Damn, I wish 0R.3W MK: 1337 Never programmed him behind my back.

Hey I didn't wanna talk about your dick either,blame it all on the doctor!

*proceeds to talk about your dick*

*shoots dr.ew in the head*

*clone fizzles out*
*shouting in the distance* another clone!

What's with you and the damn clones?

I made a clone machine! Cool huh?
*shows you the clone machine*

*shoots the machine*

Calm down guys, I brought choco chip cookies.

OwO chocolate

*gives rwby choco cookie*

Ty satan ^-^

*finger guns* I gotchu

Bloody hell.. This went places

Did you guys just pull a Roszee?
*wipes tear* I'm so proud

Pull a wut?
Wait ...is that our ship name?
We got shipname ;///;

*hugs* yeah, we do :o)

And my name comes first xD

We can always call ourselves Gamoss
But I believe that would look weird

Roszee sound a rather weird too
...the universe doesn't approve our relationship ;-;

I think Roszee sounds great

You do? ;///;

Yeah. It's got you in the front :)

I like coming first :>
... that sounds uhm...

That sounded dirty
nvm

I got downvoted for sounding dirty :<

*pats* it's alright

Well I don't care about what they think
*hugs* as long as I got my Daniel

*hugs back* ^_^ as long as I got my Ross

Blushes*

I think it's more the fact you dominate the comment section with your own private convos :/

Heh.

Shrugs* it's what our thing