Release the Quack-en

Achichidnae phobia (not sure of spelling, dyslexic), the fear that somewhere in the world a duck is watching you

"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too" Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck"
- Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

I wouldn't put anything past them