I would love to see it

We need to suggest this to NicePeter and EpicLloyd at Epic Rap Battles of History.

So would I. But I have no money....

"Your pitches are undercooked"

Gordon actually has talent, and is going from a knowledge he gained personally. Whereas Simon doesn't have any singing talent whatsoever so I'd go with Ramsey

Ramsay would mike Simon fucking cry.