me starting drama for nothing

I heard if stare straight into a dogs eyes, they think you're challenging them. Or I'm wrong, but either way it is funny.

That dog is so cute it pains me

Get out of ma face hooman

I heard about this a few years ago, so I tried it with my dog. She growled at me -- didn't look happy to be doing it, but she growled. I haven't tried it again.