I love this time of the year.

Ill take the tree as my present

I can tell you right now you are not taking this tree away from me.

I bet your house smells dope

He will probably trim it for free for you, too. :D

You're going to have a VERY merry christmas

And he's even going to chop it up and give it to disadvantaged young people so that they will benefit from it! How thoughtful!