I went to watch my team play Manchester United the other week, and rather than the grounds outside being littered by rubbish, I swear to god, there were about 40 pairs of socks spread around. No idea where they came from, no idea why they were there, but they were just scattered about randomly.
This is after football. After hockey it's just lots of maple syrup, and you can tell whose it is by whether it's a full on homemade syrup or just Aunt Jemimas
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