Mans best friend

I don't know if this is fiction but I could have happened - and I must say, we really don't deserve dogs!

A quick search confirms this. Reason #522 dogs are awesome

What did we ever do to deserve dogs?- this is a useless question. Instead of asking why we deserve them, why should just be happy and thankful that we have them.

Why are you like this?! We don't deserve you!

Don't get carried away, idiots, this dog was trained to do these things. Your dog would piss on you, then run away.