For those who judge all the time

I wear a tie because it's more socially acceptable than carrying a rope everywhere.

Both make you badass if done right.

*cough*donald*cough*trump*cough* sorry, I have a bad cough, but yeah, I agree with this post (this post does not apply all the time.)

I read "tie" as "tit" and was mildly confused for a minute

But both make you very attractive in my books

Some people just really are disguisted by tattoos. Like me. I genuinely can't help it.

What if my tattoo depicts a very detailed scene of someone who looks very similar to me but is not me brutally gunning down a bunch of cops?