'Dad! I'm serious!' 'I thought your name was Hungry.'

What are you talking about hungry ? They'd all be barbecuing with aprons that have terrible puns on them

My dad would be an oddball in the corner, soon getting a gathering as he talks about his 'cool' and 'interesting' job, and everyone else would be like 'oh, I've heard of that! I love the show about that. I always wanted to try it, but never got to.' And then he'd probably escape...

(c) Rick Sanchez

Only polo shirts and sneakers? No pants whatsoever???