>be me
>be in africa
>pretty shitty life, adulub(the chiefag) won't give me food cause i killed more boars than him
>he decides to go on a hunting trip with me
>thinks he can kill two fuckin lions
>we see a lion and a lioness
>i devise a plan
>use nearby pit to enclose them, then crush them(wasn't going to eat them going to rub it in chiefag's face)
>stick and leaf up that hole
>push a rock nearby
>beckon them
>thinking they won't get me
>fucking leaps 36 feet
>kills me
>chiefag uses trap
>in their struggling, lion accidentally inserts penis in female, primal instincts take over
>crushes them
>he actually did it
>he killed two fucking lions
>be in africa
>pretty shitty life, adulub(the chiefag) won't give me food cause i killed more boars than him
>he decides to go on a hunting trip with me
>thinks he can kill two fuckin lions
>we see a lion and a lioness
>i devise a plan
>use nearby pit to enclose them, then crush them(wasn't going to eat them going to rub it in chiefag's face)
>stick and leaf up that hole
>push a rock nearby
>beckon them
>thinking they won't get me
>fucking leaps 36 feet
>kills me
>chiefag uses trap
>in their struggling, lion accidentally inserts penis in female, primal instincts take over
>crushes them
>he actually did it
>he killed two fucking lions