Passive aggression like a boss

But are those foundation walls of boss' house? If he chooses to break through them. Always multiply the damage.

How the f*ck did he do that

Did he maybe double check that his boss simply hadn't forgotten to pay him? Maybe boss couldn't afford him anymore and was literally just about to be like, "Hey, man, it's been a lean month, I can't afford to keep you on payroll, so I'm gonna have to let you go. Real sorry." Unless you can provide me with better context, fuck that guy for parking somebody else's car like that.

i think you meant employers car