Two type of people

Now there's 3 types of people

I prefer cool ranch with hot salsa dip.
Spicy Doritos with sour cream dip.
And nacho cheese with mild salsa dip.
If you're bringing BBQ Doritos you damn well better be bringing nacho cheese dip.
Sometimes mix it up if I'm feeling adventurous, because my life is that fucking exciting.

Finaly! I am not alone!

Noooo! I can think of no greater curse upon my enemies than the burden you must bear!