Coulson is very alive tho

' the green special snowflake who's always pissed off '
i fking love this

I love it how everyone knows who shouldnt have died XD

Hahaha but wait who is robin and angry pirate?

The Th'Oreal brothers

Pretty sure he named them all, not his dad.

Your dad did not think of these.

"The chick that was added to make everything look less gay"

Acceptable ones:
- Thunder tits
- Got laid by a horse
- Tight ass
- The drunk bastard
- He shouldn't have died
- Papa Furry
- The mean green smashing mashing
- Budapest
- Not how I remembered it