It Tokyo long enough to notice

Anyone want Chile with their French fries?

There's Norway I can afford that

I slipped on Greece and broke china!

Want more puns? Denmark your name here

Talking about fries, anyone tried dipping it in honey to Sweden it?

Omg I didn't know funsubstance commenters are so hilarious. Wanna be France?

Seriously guys... Stop China force countries into puns

Iran away as soon as I saw all of your comments...

Jamaican me crazy with all your comments LOL!

This is not enough, I want Samoa jokes.

But Isreali hard to think of comments like this

Yemen not easy at all

Take your time guys... It's not like I'm not Russian or anything

Dammit funsubstance!! I'm Ghana leave you guys

We are Ghana have to stop doing this soon

We can keep going! Peru-ve everyone wrong!

I bahgdad your moms pussy

Lets try this, i'm ready Togo:
This is Ghana take a while, but i Belize I can do this. Czech it out, I can make country puns! I Haiti see you people not getting your daily pun dose. Israel hard to keep this up. Tonga read this, right?
Oman, Im done with theese.
~CIA

I'm thirsty, I think I'm gonna get a Minnesota

Yukon all go fuck yourselves