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· 8 years ago
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Then there was the plague and I had finally worked up the courage to talk to my crush and then..you know...plague.
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buttscarleton
· 8 years ago
I'm an immortal that got sentenced to life in prison
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· 8 years ago
I told you that goat had powerful friends.
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buttscarleton
· 8 years ago
I wished for immortality with a monkey's paw
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chilledtothebone
· 8 years ago
"2017? When all that great stuff happened in the USA?" "Well, Donald Trump kinda deported me so I missed a lot."
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