God making me:
-Okay! Time for a little sarcasm! Everyone loves a little sarcasm. *starts to put in a little, cap falls off, all of it goes in*
-whoops! better add a tiny bit of cynicism to balance it out. *Same thing happens, entire cap falls off and everything goes in*
-well fuck. I guess I'll just make them obsessive over everything so that it doesn't hurt anyone but themselves. *Dumps vat of fangirl into mix*
How God made me;
"I'm gonna make this one a faithful follower of mine
And I'm gonna make him see all the problems in the world
And I'm gonna make him super smart"
(Accidentally knocks over huge vat of laziness)
"Well, maybe I can make him determined to counter that"
(Accidentally pours in social awkwardness in addition to determination)
(Forgets to put in Social Skills)
"Well to counteract that I can just make him good looking"
(Pours in ugliness without thinking)
(Accidentally sends down)
"Oh crap"
-Okay! Time for a little sarcasm! Everyone loves a little sarcasm. *starts to put in a little, cap falls off, all of it goes in*
-whoops! better add a tiny bit of cynicism to balance it out. *Same thing happens, entire cap falls off and everything goes in*
-well fuck. I guess I'll just make them obsessive over everything so that it doesn't hurt anyone but themselves. *Dumps vat of fangirl into mix*
"I'm gonna make this one a faithful follower of mine
And I'm gonna make him see all the problems in the world
And I'm gonna make him super smart"
(Accidentally knocks over huge vat of laziness)
"Well, maybe I can make him determined to counter that"
(Accidentally pours in social awkwardness in addition to determination)
(Forgets to put in Social Skills)
"Well to counteract that I can just make him good looking"
(Pours in ugliness without thinking)
(Accidentally sends down)
"Oh crap"