Get the wedges

Wtf is a wedge of lettuce

I think that's more just his brain in particular
>inb4 "nOt AlL mEn"

Ever heard of wedge salad? This is the "before" pic

What are wedges? I'm on board with the dude wedge is of lettuce

I have no idea what the actual fuck is happening here, but maybe he confused a wedge of lettuce with a head of lettuce?

This is my problem with the male brain:(because I have been in similar situations)
1. Why would the lettuce be in the room
2. Why would she need lettuce if ahe is not cooking.
Why don't they think that before junping to conclusions!

All I have to say is that most men I know, don't know that wedges are shoes