This guy deserves a toast

I see what you did there with the title ;)

I love the end piece

Why can't loafs of bread come without the ends

Crusts, the end pieces are called crusts

And makes the bread go stale? What a jerk.

Guys, the end pieces (or crusts) is there to prevent the bread from going stale or getting dry, only eat it at the end or feed it to your chickens or the local pond's ducks (please note that ducks get very little nutritional value from this and should be supplemented with other foods)