Heckler: The only time you'd ever get shoes worth more than your poverty check is when you'd steal them.
Me: Really? That's fucking weak. I'm like a black hole: I'll suck everything in sight, I weigh so much I don't know how I'm not collapsing on myself, and everyone hates being around me.
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· 7 years ago
Heckler: ....you ok dude? I'm sorry, I-I didn't really mean it
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· 7 years ago
You better mean it, cause that shit was the weakest roast I've ever heard
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· 7 years ago
Heckler: should you... maybe get some professional help?
Me: Really? That's fucking weak. I'm like a black hole: I'll suck everything in sight, I weigh so much I don't know how I'm not collapsing on myself, and everyone hates being around me.