I relate too much

Maybe you should give me the coffee and go do something productive instead.

Conte hold his drink can he

I literally just dropped a whole f*cking burrito on the ground last weekend. Completely unprompted and so, so sad. Tried to blame it on my husband bumping into me. Luckily we were outside the Ben & Jerry's factory about to go on a tour; so I got ice cream for lunch in the end!