Dafuq is the proper expression for this

Dafuq did I just read?

What the actual fuck?

I...I don't even know...how people can be that...screwed.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

you stuck a FORK in your poop? dafuq

And here we have, The Next Generation.

and how exactly do you know what a hobo tastes like?

Wat

I threw up just reading this, that's just nasty!!