To be fair, the woman demanded that he have sex with her in is "true godly form" a mortal can't survive sex that epic. But she insisted, and Zeus relented and she literally caught in fire because of the power of zeus' form. All that was left was baby Dionyssus, so he picked the fetus up, put that bitch in his thigh, and gave birth a few months later
And your dingding dongdong catch them on fire...