I got so many problems

Well since she is female, every 99 cents she earns she will be paid 73 of them.

I don't wanna be a nagger, but can we trade places... For,like, two or three months...I'll give you all of my stuff, place I live, hell, you can even take my job for two months, nobody won't even notice, and if they do, they'll be glad foreign exchange teacher (even if you don't know anything about philosophy) teaches in their school. And I get to live your life. Ask for further information