How kind of them

It's so nice to see that there are still good people in the world

This warms the cockles of my heart

Everyone has their heart warmed seeing this
And there is me... whose soul has been totally destroyed by the internet
I'm sorry ...

I have some bad news for y'all

Plot twist! There stealing

What if he is getting the money out to pay them??

Above-knee cargo shorts.

One man, boutta get laid

Two prostitutes wait for their money