He's a genius

He met "some girl with a Skrillex haircut" and had anal with "her"... well congrats to his first gay sex probably.

I'm not saying he had gay sex, I'm just saying if he did it in the ass rather than the vagina he didn't get any pussy because it didn't go in there. Just like you wouldn't say you got pussy if a girl gave you a blowjob because you didn't get any.

I'm not saying you're saying he had gay sex. All I'm saying is "probably". And what if? No harm done.