I'M the f*cking pope!

Wtf kinda drugs is this guest on

Meth, bath salts, flakka, angel dust, take your pick.

Idk what angel dust and flakka are so I'm not even gonna address those
I'm from Florida so I guess I'm obligated to choose bath salts

Flakka is the drug that turns people into zombies pretty much. Angel dust is so damn powerful, it's in a drug class of its own.

Ahh I see
I'm still taking the bath salts tho
Prepare for some "Florida teenager" headlines or some shit

It's Florida Man

I'm a teenage female sooo

Then you're Florida woman.

Not sure if any news organizations would consider me a woman yet but aight

I'm from Indiana so I'm required to say they're on meth.