Why are the Japanese so skinny? Their food is too cute to eat, that's why!

I'd feel like a monster if I ate that

"Heh heh heh, pass that shit over here!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDSZkQvuXU

"Their food is too cute to eat"? I think you mistake the fact that there are three noodles, and a cherry tomato in this picture for size comparison - their portion sizes are tiny.

Ever seen a sumo?

Hold on, I just gotta boil this entire pot of water for these freakin 3 pieces of pasta for the dish.