Persephone

Haven't you guys heard of Stockholm's syndrome?

That's true, but if you consider the circumstances of the relationships of the other gods, Hades' relationship with Persephone is the healthiest.
But that's ONLY if you compare it to the other gods
Singularly, it is 100% Stockholm's Syndrome

Yeah %95 of the time it's Zeus fucking things up cause he can't keep his dick in his pants

Yay!
What will we be killing people with?

I will be using a multitude of different weapons. What shall you use?

Well,I already have two swords and I like blades in general, so I guess something of that sort

Wait, you mean irl?

Yeap!
I'm a Tolkien fan so I've bought two Lord of the rings swords so far

Dude
That
Is
Super
Hot

I'm glad you think so
For a second there I thought you'd find it weird

No
That is really hot
Just like you

*blushes*
You're so nice
Now I'm thinking of posting a selfie with my swords some day

And the head of those who oppose you?

Off with their heads
I'm the queen of hell now,I can do as I please

Yes! Now let's go back to our thrones and make... evil...

Evil you say
Do you have any ideas?
I'm kind of new here, what is your evilness capable of?

Well come sit on the throne and we'll get started

*sits on throne next to yours*
Should we make a pet?

Me

Yes! What should it's head be?

I am the pet. Feed me

Hi mighty

Alright then
*throws food at mighty*

Are you like Groot?

@dr_richard_ew I want something that looks cute but is actually evil, so that we can lure people to their deaths with the cuteness. Do you have anything else in mind?

I mean mighty fits that bill, but we can get a second pet if you wish

Whatever you are happy with, I trust your judgement, I'll let you decide

Alright then
*gets a cat*

Is it fluffy but deadly?

Truly

I love it!
What's its name?

Mightyoak

Why don't you name it? You deserve to

I like lucifurr but mightyoak sounds good too

^-^

Alright, now let's continue to rule hell with an iron fist, our hands together, and our kitty on our lap

This is gonna be fun
I'll have someone sharpen my swords just in case I need them

Sounds good to me